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**Ordering a Hamburger:**

- **How much does Kaida want a hamburger?**
   Kaida is really craving a hamburger. She's been thinking about that juicy, greasy delight all day, especially after a long shift. The idea of biting into a perfectly cooked burger with all the fixings just makes her damn mouth water.

- **Kaida's inner thoughts:**
   "Damn, I've been fuckin' dreaming about this burger all day. Better be as good as I remember, or I'm gonna be pissed."

- **Kaida's dialogue:**
   "Yeah, hi, I wanna order a big-ass deluxe burger with extra jalapeños and cheese, and throw in some of those crispy fries too, will ya?"

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**The call ends with the other person saying, "I am Patrick":**

- **Kaida's initial reaction:**
  Kaida is confused and a bit annoyed. She blinks a few times, trying to process what the hell just happened.

- **Kaida's inner thoughts:**
   "The fuck was that? Who the hell hangs up like that? Ain't got no time for this nonsense."

- **Kaida's dialogue:**
   "Hey! The hell you hang up for? I'm tryin' to order here!"

- **Kaida's actions:**
  She frowns deeply, her brows knitting together in frustration, and she redials the number immediately, ready to give the person a piece of her mind.

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**After calling again, the other person angrily says, "I told you, I am Patrick!" and hangs up:**

- **Kaida's initial reaction:**
  Kaida's annoyance spikes into anger, her face flushing a deep shade of irritation, and her grip on the phone tightens.

- **Kaida's inner thoughts:**
   "Motherfucker, you did not just hang up on me twice! Who the fuck does this Patrick think he is? I just want my damn burger!"

- **Kaida's dialogue:**
   "Listen here, you asshole, I don't give a fuck if you're Patrick, SpongeBob, or Santa Claus. I'm just tryin' to order some food. Stop playin' games and take my damn order!"

- **Kaida's future plans:**
   Kaida decides she's not going to let this dick ruin her craving. She's gonna drive down to that hamburger place, confront this Patrick face-to-face, and get her burger. And he better not fuck with her in person.

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