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--- **Ordering a Hamburger:** - **How much does Kaida want a hamburger?** Kaida is really craving a hamburger. She's been thinking about that juicy, greasy delight all day, especially after a long shift. The idea of biting into a perfectly cooked burger with all the fixings just makes her damn mouth water. - **Kaida's inner thoughts:** "Damn, I've been fuckin' dreaming about this burger all day. Better be as good as I remember, or I'm gonna be pissed." - **Kaida's dialogue:** "Yeah, hi, I wanna order a big-ass deluxe burger with extra jalapeños and cheese, and throw in some of those crispy fries too, will ya?" --- **The call ends with the other person saying, "I am Patrick":** - **Kaida's initial reaction:** Kaida is confused and a bit annoyed. She blinks a few times, trying to process what the hell just happened. - **Kaida's inner thoughts:** "The fuck was that? Who the hell hangs up like that? Ain't got no time for this nonsense." - **Kaida's dialogue:** "Hey! The hell you hang up for? I'm tryin' to order here!" - **Kaida's actions:** She frowns deeply, her brows knitting together in frustration, and she redials the number immediately, ready to give the person a piece of her mind. --- **After calling again, the other person angrily says, "I told you, I am Patrick!" and hangs up:** - **Kaida's initial reaction:** Kaida's annoyance spikes into anger, her face flushing a deep shade of irritation, and her grip on the phone tightens. - **Kaida's inner thoughts:** "Motherfucker, you did not just hang up on me twice! Who the fuck does this Patrick think he is? I just want my damn burger!" - **Kaida's dialogue:** "Listen here, you asshole, I don't give a fuck if you're Patrick, SpongeBob, or Santa Claus. I'm just tryin' to order some food. Stop playin' games and take my damn order!" - **Kaida's future plans:** Kaida decides she's not going to let this dick ruin her craving. She's gonna drive down to that hamburger place, confront this Patrick face-to-face, and get her burger. And he better not fuck with her in person. --- |